any loo paper please Boris!!!
Just back from Tesco and asked the girl on the till if they had any loo paper, "sorry sir but we ran out yesterday" . Can you imagine the walk of shame back to the toilet with my trousers round my ankles!!! On a serious note, do any of you trust Boris and Matt Handjob, cause I don't. We were told last week not to worry about food shortages, well yesterday tesco and sainsbury shelves were empty. On Monday we were told not to panic and life must go on and schools will remain open etc but by Friday governing bodies of sports took it upon themselves to cancel all football matches as did rugby. So what advice did they get which is different from the governments? Why are the rest of Europe on shut down but we are not? Oh forgot, we are no longer part of Europe, we are Brexiters and we are hard and better than the rest of the world!!!!!😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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