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Hounslow Council - All the characteristics of a failing Council

In the last 6 months Hounslow Council has personified all the characteristics of a failing council, constantly trying to cover its tracks.  But it is now catching itself out and those cracks are becoming wide and deep.Take the debacle over its traffic schemes:1.  Whilst other Councils are wisely ripping their schemes out or at the very least amending them following consultation, Hounslow Council has not learnt any lessons and just starting implementation2.  It has been disclosed that the Council are in hoc to the few members of Hounslow Cycling, the local branch of London Cycling Campaign, and an investigation started into a number of Councillors we learn3.  Afraid to engage with the wider population knowing that thery are ignoring their duty of care and now with Inconvenient survey results being well inconvenient, Councillors are snatching at phrases to say we need to look at other stuff too……Er what exactly?4.  Legal action has started on Chiswick High Road5.  The new C9 junction at Chiswick Lane never worked and is having to be redesigned and signals rephased, and the right turn taken out - and traffic forced down side streets. The streets are rammed6.  The buses don't run.  You have to wait in the cold for a never-ending amount of time whilst a former perfectly good bus shelter goes unused.  7.  Realising the issues some wise Labour Councillors have asked for the resignation of two councillors leading the traffic changes8.  The Leader of the Council, Steve Curran has briefed Brentford TV to say Cllr Khan should go to save his mates Cllr Dunne and Lambert9.  Watching tonights Council Meeting well the evidence is clear for all, petty politics being more important than addressing the real issue that you are making the lives of people a misery.It is a Hounslow tragedy, brought on by Curran, Dunne, Lambert and Khan.   The brutal reality is that they all should resign.  They have lost the faith of the population of Hounslow.

Chris Soze ● 2150d0 Comments ● 2150d

It's a cracker!

Here's the full list from Sky News of Gold's top 20 funniest new Christmas cracker jokes of 2020:1. What is Dominic Cummings' favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas.2. Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate.3. Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled.4. Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity.5. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the "Arrrr!" rate had risen.6. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, it's behind you.7. Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn.8. Why can't Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn't know how many tiers it should have.9. What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread.10. Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone.11. How do you play Dominic Cummings Monopoly? Ignore the rules, move anywhere on the board you like, and never Go To Jail.12. Why won't Santa lose any presents this year? He's downloaded Sack and Trace.13. How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas? It'll take ages to flatten the curve.14. How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year? Fine. No sweat.15. Why wasn't Rudolph allowed to take part in vaccine trials? Because they only wanted guinea pigs.16. Which Government scheme supports Christmas dinner? Eat Sprout To Help Out.17. How can you get out of talking to your boss at this year's staff Christmas party? Put him on mute.18. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? He keeps a logbook.19. Who dresses in red and gives to the children this Christmas? Marcus Rashford.20. Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem? Because they couldn't book a home delivery.Can anybody come up with some relating to our neck of the woods? The bigger groan the better!😁

Adrian Irving ● 2151d9 Comments ● 2150d