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..The Meaning of Life Part Two – Lockdown..

Being currently alive, I have decided I'm nowhere near ready to die - or for life to go on as it did before.   So if some official government zoo keeper comes round this house with a key to unlock my cage I'm bloody well not coming out.Not blinkin'  likely.  Not for anyone.  They'll have to drag me out kicking and screaming.  I'm staying put right here in the corner.  With my stash of wine, the fridge full of the best grub money can buy around Turnham Green, girls running around like Delia Smith times two and cooking up a storm -  and I don't give a monkey's left gonad what the rest of you do or what's going on in the rest of the world.I'm staying put!It's bloody dangerous out there.  Especially for the likes of me but also for most other daft oldies.  These covids mean business.  Whoever sent them and wherever they came from they 'aint very  nice.  Not at all nice.  Nasty as a matter of fact.  Plain nasty.  They don't like us.  They've got a taste for wrinkles.So until some clever sod comes up with some sort of 100% covid killer spray and/or some snazzy sharp jab down the health centre that's guaranteed to see off any stray bug that finds it's way up my right nostril whilst I'm not looking.  Or down me earhole – I'm staying locked up!   Or down.  Or wherever it is that's safe...   D'you hear! Monty Python was right all along..  The meaning of life is NOT death..Not this week anyway.  Not if I can help it.Economy or no economy...So there..

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