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Day 1 of the second national lockdown and Chiswick forum's already gone stark staring mad..The air thick with the growling of humanity stamping it's feet in furore.  Petitions flying in all directions. Tables getting thumped.  Seething screams of frustration echoing down corridors of posh prison cells as inmates gnash their false teeth growling the word Curran whilst heaping abuse and swearing profanities in the general direction of Hounslow.Every birdbrained forum busybody suddenly out in force and foaming at the mouth.   Every single one of our regular bossyboot brigade frothing corruption and injustice at those with the insufferable cheek to even dream about a land with fewer cars.   The blobheads and the bucketbrained battleaxes, all fuming from their nostrils and screaming out loud in wildly exaggerated unison.Couldn't get home last night!  Took me hours it did!  What if granny has another of her turns?  What if there's a terrorist attack on TGT?   What if La Trompette lets our table go?  The blame-gamers firing-off their star-spangled idiot wisdom on this - the one day of the year when all utter madness gets blown high in the sky - courtesy of Guy Fawkes.  “This is exactly what happens to a city when the cycle lanes go in.... I told you this would happen!” .. yeah yeah yeah.. got any more pearls of nincompoop wisdom?Where the hell have all the staff gone?The quiet forces of genteel balance and common sense?   Where are you all?  The semi-sane ones?  The less noisy minority.  The ones with a talent to amuse?   The optimists of this world?  The originally daft?   The ones you wouldn't at all mind having to dinner?   (belated thanks to Richard Greenhough for at least having a go at our resident pillock yesterday)..But really..  and whatever...This place and the whole of Chiswick will end up getting exactly and ONLY what it deserves....... and now for something completely different...   Rolf Harris never lived in Chiswick....

Stuart Kerr ● 2185d31 Comments ● 2185d

Punch ups at Hounslow

‎Brentford TV‎ to Brentford Today & TV: #Debate Not Hate#7tSponhsodaregd · OPEN WARFARE ERUPTS ON COUNCIL: VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN STEVE CURRAN PROPOSED BY CHISWICK CONSERVATIVES. A degree of antagonism is to be expected between councillors but the recent traffic schemes have stoked it to a new high, going from smouldering to red-hot. It has now crossed a line and got up close and personal. It has turned from mere hostility into undisguised fury, a state as close to open warfare as councillors can get without carrying arms.At the heart of the matter are the changes on Chiswick High Road, Turnham Green Terrace and Devonshire Road. It is not just their physical implementation, good or bad. It is about whether the Labour Council – with overwhelming Labour votes from Brentford to Feltham – really cares sufficiently about the relatively well-off Tory bastion on its eastern fringe. Backers of Cllrs McGregor and Biddolph believe it doesn't, that consultation has been minimal to non-existent, and that all this is evidence of political malice and class warfare, aggravated by a cultural chasm. It is Chiswick v the Rest.At first glance there seems little chance of the motion passing – Labour has a big majority – but it could trigger a process in the Labour Group itself to vote on Cllr Curran's leadership. The Group meets on Monday, the day before the Council meeting. When elected to his position, Cllr Curran won by one vote. Other Labour councillors could now offer themselves to the Group as an alternative – and there are a number of possible contenders: Amrit Mann, Katherine Dunne, Tom Bruce, Shantanu Rajawat. This is what happened in the Ealing Council Labour Group in similar circumstances recently, also centred around traffic changes – and their leader, Julian Bell, only just scraped home. The Hounslow Group doesn't have to follow suit but it could if it chose to do so. At this stage, it would look disloyal to step forward but the option remains open. If that happened, Cllr Curran would need to round up and secure support with various promises. He is a strong personality who loves his job and he would not give it up without a hello of a fight. He sees himself continuing for a number of years.The council debate itself offers a platform for the Tory rump to put the blame where they believe it belongs: on Cllr Curran and his Cabinet colleagues. They argue that he has used the current crisis to ram through major changes without the need for discussion and against the wishes of many locals. They will stake their position ready for the next council elections – under Cllr McGregor, an old bruiser – hoping that voters elsewhere may join them in their opposition to Cllr Curran's style of leadership. In response Cllr Curran will no doubt say the new restrictions were brought in at the behest of the Tory government, are on trial and will be independently reviewed in time. The Tories will say the High Road cannot wait, that he is "destroying Chiswick".It's the sort of row which would best be relished in the Council Chamber itself, where others can join in with a bit of shouting and jeering. Instead it will be online and not so entertaining. On the other hand it will be accessible and there will be many, not just in Chiswick, who might tune in for the big fight and savour the thumping even if there is no chance of a knock-out.

Vanessa Smith ● 2187d23 Comments ● 2185d