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4p off gherkins

What a Budget! We have the threat of financial collapse, running out of gas, and Putin launching hybrid, cyber and an all out attack. And what do we get? Cheaper gherkins and marmalade. Nice for Gen Z foodies and bears from Peru.

Davy Jones ● 4d18 Comments

His way of saying we are all 'in a pickle'

Janice Evans ● 4d

Seventeen years of government neglect has left our military defences perilously low, and our welfare costs off the scale.So John Healy, who comes across as a kind and thoughtful man gives us, not a radical budget but a nebulous fudge.Rather like the skipper of the Titanic who at his, and fellow passengers costs worried over the choice of music over dinner rather than look out for icebergs.

Denis I. Fox ● 4d

I love gherkins ❤️👍

Georgina Flint ● 4d

Gherkins?Glorious, thinly sliced inside rye bread.Unsurpassed luxury.

Denis I. Fox ● 4d

‘Breathing space’ is doing some heavy lifting the budget was shocking!

Jayne Thorburn ● 4d

Always have gherkins with salad and pickled beetroot, they are bothquite expensive at the moment.

Janice Evans ● 4d

I do love a gherkin ... would have preferred a few tax cuts though but there you go.

Chris Blackwell ● 4d

If you buy your gherkins from the Polish shop they're already pretty cheap!

Paul James ● 4d

I omitted to mention gherkins go a treat with salt beef inside a rye sandwich.More seriously, it was crass for the Chancellor to put 2p on a pint of beer. He is fully aware pubs are struggling and going out of business.

Denis I. Fox ● 4d

Always knew them  as wallys.

David Burke ● 4d

Me too David.

Janice Evans ● 4d

I like gherkins chopped up in a potato salad - but the weather is getting a bit too cold for that now.Marmalade like jam tends to have too much sugar for me nowadays to be interested.  Peanut butter and marmite would be more important!

Philippa Bond ● 4d

Marmite is good for B vitamins, a teaspoonful a day, and olive oil, a teaspoonful a day to keep active.

Janice Evans ● 4d

Will anyone choking on their gherkins and Marmite, if the IFS prediction happens?https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/29/john-healey-budget-brutal-spending-review-next-year-ifs

Davy Jones ● 3d

I’m not reading your link Davy. A burger with cheese and gherkins! Hello Golden Arches

Georgina Flint ● 3d

Extra gherkins on that burger for me please.

Keith Iddon ● 3d

If it don't sound tasty, put the marmite on toast, then the olive oil, it is nice and good for you.

Janice Evans ● 2d

Thin layer of marmite,thin layer of strawberry or raspberry jam,sprinkling of black pepper.Don't knock it until you try it.

Keith Iddon ● 2d