Dead cat
I am able to reveal that the reason for the dead cat was not the poison pen email to George Osborne's wedding guests, nor Boris' failure to hand in his WhatsApp messages by the deadline, it was in fact the news that:The Park Lane cycle lane is being made permanentThe Bishopsgate traffic and black cabbie restrictions (which got the local Onesies very excited about what they saw as dismal prospects for our brilliant cycle lane, marvellous Fishers Lane filter and fabulous South Chiswick Liveable Neighbourhood when the cabbies won a court case against them only to lose the subsequent appeal and pay legal costs to TfL) is being made permanentLambeth are going to install filters to remove through traffic on Upper Ground, creating another excellent cycle route between Westminster Bridge and Blackfriars Bridge on the Southbank.And Councils around London have announced new LTNs and made others permanent while Mark Harper, the Secretary of State was avoiding scrutiny of the rail ticket office closures by repeating his fatuous lies about the DfT removing funding for them in the Torygraph. Drastic measures required to prevent the fans of Dry Cleaning World from discovering that the cyclists keep winning.
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