Saw this one the other day and thought it apt:I met a magical fairy yesterday, she said she would grant me one wish.I said, " I wish to live forever.""Sorry," said the fairy" that's the only wish I'm not allowed to grant you.""Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard working bipartisan men and women who act only on the peoples best interests!!!!!!"" You're a crafty little bastard," replied the fairy.
Richard Cathcart ● 1276d