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The London boroughs that are the safest places to be during a zombie apocalypse

Reassuring story from 'My London'; Hounslow is, supposedly, the second safest borough:https://www.mylondon.news/news/uk-world-news/london-boroughs-safest-places-during-24215573?fbclid=IwAR1FEnPDtufn9t1Egc7QX3L1RD3J9QCYZEdc9D4FcF19bXaMC4u5ax8H1Hw

Leslie Wilson ● 1559d5 Comments

Good to hear something positive for a change.  I'm feeling a lot safer now!🤣

Fran Queen ● 1559d

This is a very unsatisfying story.  I want to know why someone decided to count the number of cemeteries in each borough,  and then be a fly on the wall as the person who wrote the article sells it to the editor.  It feels like a slow news day,  even for My London. (but thanks for sharing,  it made me smile)

Nora Watkins ● 1559d

I'd say LBH is pretty safe, on the basis that no self-respecting zombie would be seen dead - or alive - in large parts of Hounslow.

Richard Cathcart ● 1559d

Hee, hee, hee!

Vanessa Smith ● 1559d

I work in our basement and our boys have often suggested that "When the Zombies come" (for according to them they surely will) my basement will be the safest place to be. I have tried pointing out that although not cramped it might be interesting trying to get food down here but they seem to be of the opinion that Deliveroo would be untouched by the marrauding Zombies so we'd be fine.

Chris Blackwell ● 1559d