What cheese do you use to hide a horse?MascaponeWhat cheese can you use to tempt a bear?Camembert.What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?Halloumi.
Susan Kelly ● 1576d41 Comments
What do you call a vampire cheese?Comte DraculaDid you know that The Beatles had their own cheese?Let It BrieTo tie in with other threads, don't forget if using a car...drive Caerphilly.I'll get my coat, I'm Gouda here!
N V Brooks ● 1576d
What cheese do they eat on the clerical benches of the House of Lords? Stinking Bishop - what else?
Colin Jordan ● 1576d
I was in Waitrose and a man threw a pint of milk and some cheese at me. I thought "How dairy!"
Chris Blackwell ● 1576d
You think you’re feta than me?
Loraine Pemberton ● 1576d
I don't I camembert any more of these puns!
Adrian Irving ● 1576d
Well done Susan, good for a laugh
Elizabeth Ross ● 1576d
This thread reminds me of an old My Word story from Dennis Norden and Barry Cryer,Barry Took et al which ends after several preposterous scenarios in,'He was dressed in a brie for Thora T.'
Keith Iddon ● 1576d
Edammed if you do, Edammed if you don't!I cook on a Baby Belling.I gouda brand new pair of roller skates.She's a femme fetale.Boursin Johnson (well, he is a joke)And other such nonsense.
Anne England ● 1576d
Susan...we fondue!We needs a laugh.
Jim Lawes ● 1576d
What cheese is known as Yorkshire Swearing Cheese ?Edam.
Richard Greenhough ● 1576d
Sounds a bit rude jim
Julian Pavey ● 1576d
Q: What cheese is made backwards?A: Edam.
Q: Why are drivers in Wakes the safestA: Because they drive Cairphilly.
Stewart Jones ● 1576d
Jarlsberg,the best cheese in the world...probably.
What cheese is likely to be served at a Masonic do?Kraft!
To brie or not to brie that is the question.
Which cheese do they like at Number 10?Roule.It's one Roule for them and another Roule for the rest of us.
I don't THINK I camembert any more of these puns.
Yes, they're all too cheesy for my liking.
...and this thread is stilt-(going)-on?
Lucy Chambers ● 1576d
I cheddar to think what vegans thing about this thread.
....and the wine of choice at Number 10 has to be liefrommouth.
And they say fromage comes wisdom..
That’s a fetaccompli.
Stewart Jones ● 1575d
I was born in Cheese wick.. and am close to crackers!
Jim Lawes ● 1575d
I think I'll try to forget all I've Red, Leicester a fit of giggles gets me.
Vivienne Cox ● 1575d
I heard that the recently deceased doyen of the horse racing world Mr.Piggott was a communist sympathiser and was known privately as Red Lester.
Keith Iddon ● 1575d
The ex was a bit of a cow. Cheddar big appetite, Gorged on the finest of foods and milked me dry.
It really grates on me to say this but a lot of these efforts are not fully mature.
Andrew Craig ● 1575d
That comment takes the biscuit!
Lucy Chambers ● 1575d
I searched the bottom of the barrel determined to find one more cheesy pun, and finally I cracked it- CRACKER BARREL.
Denis I. Fox ● 1575d
Jubileeve Denis? Are there no more puns?
Remember the great Brighton Beach cheese wars of the 1960s? Every Rocquefort so fiercely that the Mozzarella shredded.
Alastair Banton ● 1575d
Epoisse been a lively thread!
And no one has been cheesed off at all.
Thanks for all the contributions. Makes a change from doom and gloom.
Susan Kelly ● 1575d
Whey to go Susan.
Stiltons of cheesy puns out there. You won’t have to wait Langres.
We are really milking it now.
Andrew Craig ● 1574d
You don't want to feel cowed by all this.
Lucy Chambers ● 1574d
Cheddar no grater love for anyone more than Krafty me!
Jim Lawes ● 1574d