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My word, Robert's been busy hasn't he.  Well done!A short while ago, just before the J20 virus thread, I spent a playful ten minutes toying with a satirical revelation that struck me about James Smith-Jones and Steve Taylor.  Alas, I deleted it. And instead wrote to James thus:-  “By now you should be self-isolating and trying to completely rid yourself of J-20 and your ugly sub-adolescent symptom of making up teenage toilet-inspired nicknames for members of this forum.  What on earth is it with you and gentleman's toilets?” Anyway, let me quickly rekindle a tiny section of what I threw out...It was written on the back of  James and Steve spending half the day ambushing me and others, demanding answers to a whole pile of ridiculous question.  Jumping out of the shadows.  Repeating the same twerp questions again and again.  Nagging.  Harping.  A right pair of old bags.Then it suddenly occurred to me where I was in this little mini-drama taking shape in my imagination..  Alongside all the other inmates.  Only now, this wasn't an asylum.  We were all in prison.  In quite a well-known film.  And Steve and James were “The Sisters” merged into a single character.......BOGS:  “You read Michael Brown.”ME        “No I don't”.BOGS    “Yes you do”ME        “But I tell you I don't”BOGS     “I say you do.  And I say you're friends with Michael Brown and I say you should                start telling him he's bad so you can be very nice to me.”ME     “I do not read the works of Michael Brown.”BOGS     “Yes you do.”ME     “I tell you I don't.”BOGS    “You do because I tell you you do.  Now I'm           gonna open my fly and you're gonna                                swallow what I give ya to swallow...” ...

Stuart Kerr ● 2215d