...but dont let a few facts get in the way of you guys taking the mickey, such as:-1) since 2016 it's been a legal requirement for dogs to be microchipped, perhaps the same law should be applied to cyclists ? It's quick, fairly painless and about £15, I know where I'd like the chip to be located on the male lycra clad cyclists 😉2) responsible dog owners carry Insurance on their Pets both of mine are fully covered, much like my car insurance. How many cyclists carry comprehensive insurance ?3) both my rescue dogs have their DNA registered with their Vet and the recognised Laboratory who did the tests. Anyone who wants to check out DNA faeces 💩💩💩 not picked up by the owners, I'm happy to oblige 👍. Many dog owners, especially those who give a Forever Home to rescues do have a DNA test done. To determine their DNA makeup. Perhaps we should have DNA tests done on cyclists who are persistent crashers of Red Lights, cycle wrong way on roads and cycle on pavements ?4) dog owners who don't pick up their dogs faeces are irresponsible and inconsiderate, much like 🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️ who routinely break the law and do so because they know it's almost impossible to track and trace them 🔎🔍Many thanks to Chiswicks very own Comedy Club, but hey gentleman don't give up your day jobs - bless you all 👏
Loraine Pemberton ● 2229d