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.. final 2 days of summer..

so make the most of it!Stay indoors.Lock all the windows.Draw the curtains.Don't answer the door.Don't pick up the telephone (in case virus crawls up wires)Order delivery of  powdered milk and tinned beans.Make face mask for cat/dog/budgie/goldfishDon't breathe deep.Don't breathe at all unless you have to.Stay tuned to ChiswickW4.com for further instructions...

Stuart Kerr ● 2231d15 Comments

And live to see another summer. And don’t forget that the government has made so many blunders that they desperately need to claw back billions so the plan is to ensure as many pensioners as possible can be killed off in the second wave so that pensions payments can be stopped.

Steve Taylor ● 2231d

Don’t forget flu jabs!

Rima Jones ● 2231d

you forgot one thing Stupid Kerr, keep away from your keyboard and do us all a favor eh

James Smith-Jones ● 2231d

Steve - well at least it is a plan - more than this so called Government has had!

Jennifer Selig ● 2231d

Jen m'dear..Stu's on a glorious week's holiday from reading the delirious twerp frighteners from 2 of the 3 mega-nitwit  correspondents above.    So, having not read their advice, this is just my guess..Sleep tight Jen...Feel safe in their strong hands...For this is their finest hour....

Stuart Kerr ● 2231d

More careful attention to word order, Stuart. Anyone with an elementary grasp of arithmetic might think you're classifying the wholly innocent Rima as a mega-nitwit!

Robert Fish ● 2231d

Nice one, Bob, but a failed has-been journalist would have little idea what you are talking about. But thanks indeed for finally acknowledging that you are Indeed  the forum mega-nitwit!

Steve Taylor ● 2231d

Bingo -  mega W4 twerp Steve..Was it your pal 'Bob' who leaked rumour I was once an innumerate journalist?Nah!  No such luck...Clever pillocks like you should be able to spot the career backdrop of failed forum pretenders ...Me - 45 years as night security officer on an Acton warehouse..and proud of it!!!!

Stuart Kerr ● 2231d

Quite right, Stuart. There's an essential inconsistency between the familiarity of calling me Bob and then calling me a mega-nitwit. In any case, I am Robert to all of my friends, except my bosom buddies from University, to whom I am simply "Fish".

Robert Fish ● 2231d

Although, to be fair to Steve, he might plead his comments were just tit-for-tat, inasmuch as I appeared to be endorsing your selection of nitwits.

Robert Fish ● 2230d

Robert m'dear … being the least bit fair to forum mega-twerp Steve isn't part of my agenda.What simply needs clearing up is all this “Bob” stuff.Is  the aforesaid mega-twerp on covert  “Bob” terms with your good self.  I'd quite like to know this.  Particularly in the light that (it would seem) your dearest pals all call you Fish.  Or is twerp Steve  just another typically cheap forum fraud who is falsely assuming a close friendship he doesn't enjoy?

Stuart Kerr ● 2230d

The answers to your questions are "no" and "yes" in that order. Thank you for raising them. You spare me the indelicacy of having to call Steve's familiarity presumptuous. But then perhaps it was intended as a slight - you know, familiarity breeds contempt!

Robert Fish ● 2230d

Excellent..And many thanks Robert (as I tuck myself down for another night keeping watch over my Acton warehouse).As I doze off, I would suggest forum twerp Steve isn't capable of any obvious slight, such as you graciously suggest.Like his infantile pupil, the adolescent twerp James Smith-Jones, there is a base crudeness about them both which prevents all hint of subtlety. 

Stuart Kerr ● 2230d

good morning, I fell asleep after your first sentence Stupid Kerr, thank you for a good nights sleep.

James Smith-Jones ● 2230d

Just give a heads up Stupid, there was a shortage of biscuits yesterday at the super market; you better stack up for your wristers meetings eh😉

James Smith-Jones ● 2230d