just been informed that apparently the car belonging to MI6 was driving around investigating reports of a bad stench with sightings of what was described as a big brown tu£d but where momentarily blinded by a flash from a camera which was latter confirmed was taken by the the tu£d itself. This was the cause of the accident but the reason the car has remained unmoved was that the chemical experts needed to clean the toxic pollutants left behind by the creature and have warned local residents to remain alert of this polluting phenomenon. It did cross my mind that it could have been our own Brown3rd but according to his local friends, he is on holiday this week.
James Smith-Jones ● 2234d