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.. fitted wardrobe by Michael Brown..

Just to say what many on here have said before.  Michael really is a high class cabinet maker.He came round about six weeks ago to design and measure-up.  Most of the cutting is then done in his workshop.  He landed here on Wednesday and fitted the base.  Next day a lorry arrived to deliver the rest.  Today he finished-off.  Brilliant!Thoroughly recommended.See his website   www.fittedwardrobes.netOr local W4 recommendations in the Classified Section here – in the Home Improvement section.

Stuart Kerr ● 2241d92 Comments

thanks for that Stewart, does he also supply a heavy duty lock with his wardrobes?

James Smith-Jones ● 2241d

before i place an order, did he wear a face mask when he was fitting it in your house?

James Smith-Jones ● 2241d

oh come on Stew, not playing today or the wristers too busy having tea and biscuit,😉

James Smith-Jones ● 2241d

Thanks, Stu. Instantly recognisable as a Michael Brown piece, and will just go up and up in value..

Michael Brown ● 2241d

Really good looking work on his website.

N V Brooks ● 2240d

Pleasure's all mine Mike..Although I'm now wondering why business people bother to advertise on W4.com - when any honest recommendation like this is allowed to get idiot-trashed...strange priorities.... as if the occasional eff is far more important..

Stuart Kerr ● 2240d

I have said this before & asked Michael to put a photo on here of the lovely alcove shelving and cupboards he made or me.  I sit admiring them every evening while I'm sitting watching TV.  Superb workmanship, highly recommended.

Jennifer Selig ● 2240d

I am worried I order a wardrobe and end up getting table😩😩😩😩😩😩

James Smith-Jones ● 2240d

a Michael Brown piece, and will just go up and up in value so in your world of conspiracy it will be worthless!

James Smith-Jones ● 2240d

I am not sure about his website as it is not real, it is an illusion. Like Covid it is not real

James Smith-Jones ● 2240d

Michael, do you do one with a ‘heavy duty lock’ to contain skeletons therein? Could be a market locally perchance...

Russell Pearson ● 2240d

Why some people feel it necessary to try and ruin a positive thread is beyond me. It’s really immature and not in the slightest bit amusing!

Georgina Flint ● 2240d

The thread isn’t positive. It’s fake news. A massive conspiracy. Only an idiot would believe it was true.

Steve Taylor ● 2240d

Well fake post or not my message is very definitely true - Michael Brown is a first class craftsman and carpenter.  The alcove shelving in my sitting room is a source of great delight to me - just perfect.

Jennifer Selig ● 2240d

When you look at a Michael Brown piece, you can't quite put your finger on why it looks so good; but I will never tell..

Michael Brown ● 2239d

Pleased to know that there is a real Michael Brown, and that he's really good at what he does. Next time I need some fitted shelves or wardrobes I shall seek him out.

James Tickell ● 2239d

Good man,i know MB and his work is A1 One has some views one does not agree with but no need to take that onboard when a thread is buisness related. Seems most ignore those who preach the good just to suck you onboard without having that like button and preach the opposite on other threads No need to comment,just ignore and most do

Julian Pavey ● 2239d

So my livelihood and that of the rest of the country does not matter then. Sorry let us get our priorities right here, you are happy to endorse someone who goes on here banging on about how Covid is fake and telling people face masks are pointless and so on but you have a go for having lighthearted fun at him, ummmmmmm. This has summed some of you up, hypocrites

James Smith-Jones ● 2239d

Kerr comes running into Brown’s carpenter shop...“Brown, did you call me?”“Ah no, mate, I just hit my thumb with a hammer.”

James Smith-Jones ● 2239d

8 posts now from tranny jones. One more and I win my bet.

Michael Brown ● 2239d

Michael, it's because they are sea free and you cannot see the frame.

Janice Evans ● 2239d

Seam free

Janice Evans ● 2239d

That's not very nice is it?

Basil Finnis ● 2239d

Here you go, now you won your bet, wooopie do, you and your wristers can now buy some more biscuits for another wristing session eh😩😩😩😩😩

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

“ Next time I need some fitted shelves or wardrobes I shall seek him out.“Look out for the hidden cameras in the wardrobes. He will want to seek you out! He is a stalker.

Steve Taylor ● 2238d

Both James Smith Jones and you obviously consider yourselves comedians, but there's nothing humorous about your attempts to discredit Michael's business. As someone who finds Michael's views on 9/11, terrorist incidents in the UK and Covid to be off-the-wall, I nevertheless see no reason why this should be used against him in his professional capacity.

Robert Fish ● 2238d

Is a symptom COVID a loss of sense of humour as my posts have been a light hearted dig at Brown3rd and his conspiracy claptrap he bangs on about. It amazes me the amount of folk on here prepared to defend Brown3rd, no wonder our infection rates are soaring

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

Well I was just pleased to hear that MB actually existed, as I'd assumed he was a conspiracy bot. Good luck to his professional activities, and I shall continue to ignore his conspiracy posts ...

James Tickell ● 2238d

Michael also enjoys the fact that Mr Smith-Jones is so deranged that he seems to spend his sleeping hours racking his small brain to create more preposterous nastiness, jumping out of bed at 6 and 7 o'clock in the morning in his desperate attemts to abuse him with his light-hearted humour.Many of youu will appreciate that, to his credit, Michael restricts his responses to a minimum, and I should imagine that will be his form this week, since he is now kayaking in  Wales (Mr SJ will no doubt be along very on to remind you of his infantile name for MB's kayak) and also has several TV, radio and Press interviews lined up by media invitation, in which he intends to  spread his subversion further afield than the ChiswickW4 Forum. He is, oviously, a great danger to the realm.

Roger Talbot ● 2238d

Poor Jimmy Jimmy.

Richard Greenhough ● 2238d

OK -I began this thread.  It's subject was/remains Michael Brown's high-end fitted wardrobes which thoroughly deserve a forum recommendation.  Those in Chiswick who read this forum and who can afford Michael's level of cabinet-making were my target audience.The thread has/had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with covid.  It's about a local business.What amazes me is how the editorial who run this place and ban anyone using the F word, can turn a blind eye to a pair of contemptible idiots who set-out to wreck such a purely professional thread.    If I were a businessman who happened to read this nonsense, I'd steer well clear of W4.com.  Just in case they came calling!Idiot-trash is one thing.  Business is quite another.Thanks to all who showed interest.  Thanks to Robert for his admonishment.  And to Roger for his welcome perspective of wit.Having strong opinions is one thing.  Sophisticated debate is quite another. And those who cannot accept/tolerate an opposite opinion to their own – who revert immediately to personal insult, label all who don't agree as morons, resort to hopelessly facile sub-adolescent “light-hearted” schoolboy jibes about masturbation and poo – they're not debating.They're just stamping their feet and nagging everyone to oblivion.It's not even as though our many high-class literary gunslingers on here can't easily out-pen them on the draw and leave them tits up in the corral with ink pouring out of their idiot fingernails...Easily done once or twice.    But the more these two go on the more forumers will simply give up and switch off.

Stuart Kerr ● 2238d

Well lets do the worst and ignore them, at the beginning of the thread he became rather desperate in posting 3 times and nobody reacted to him, so lets just ignore them

Silvia Kinner ● 2238d

now there is a surprise, the forum wristers starting with Todger Turbot followed by Dicky Greentrash and the Chief wrister himself, the guardian of the w4 Forum, his highest monster, the one and only Stupid Kerr. Hang on has the other Todger chap seen sense and deserted you! You boys obviously had a conclave over the weekend to support your old mucker Brown3rd and must have used up a few rich tea biscuites eh!!! thanks for the heads up about Brown3rd being on Hols this week and i will keep an eye for his interviews on either idiots abroad or mad men on the minor tv channels, can't wait!

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

"As someone who finds Michael's views on 9/11, terrorist incidents in the UK and Covid to be off-the-wall, I nevertheless see no reason why this should be used against him in his professional capacity." Then you are a wet and weak person with no sense of what is right or wrong. Brown has posted some thoroughly evil views on 9/11, the Manchester Bombing, Waterloo Bridge and Borough Market. All of which he denies as being 'real' Possibly his most evil posting was his assertion that Fusilier Lee Rigby, who was murdered in a terrorist attack in May 2013, ever existed. Now some may think that Brown is just a bored joker who is just out to wind people up but other are totally outraged by his evil posts, which are not, as you put it, simply "off-the-wall". You cannot differentiate between the obnoxious poster and the person who allegedly runs a business professionally. But hey - all publicity is good publicity so perhaps the clown's order books will be filled by people who are equally as unconcerned about his inhumane posts and hopefully he will be so busy that he doesn't have time to insult all those who have lost loved ones in all the terrorist attacks he denies ever happened.Perhaps you can also get your mate to come clean on whether or not he is also an holocaust denier?

Steve Taylor ● 2238d

Should of course read  'a' holocaust denier?

Steve Taylor ● 2238d

Thing is, not only does Taylor know that my claims are true, he knows more about it than I do. My detective work stops nowhere..

Michael Brown ● 2238d

Little mummy's boyHe wasn't very oldThough he was very smallHe did what he was toldJimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let goHe'd stay awake at nightLying in his bedNo one ever listenedTo a single word he saidJimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let goSilly boySilly boySilly boySuch a silly boyJimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let go

Richard Greenhough ● 2238d

Man alive, thought you were on holiday this week, give it a rest or your family also fed up of hearing about all your boring conspiracies. so which comedy channel you doing your interviews on?

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

see greentrash this is were you make an even bigger dick of yourself. the fact you have gone through the trouble to find a song about me would suggest that you and your fellow wristers are either threatened by me or your subconscious is enjoying my witty posts, something you kids should learn rather than the usual dross you normally come out with eh

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

Many of youu will appreciate that, to his credit, Michael restricts his responses to a minimum, and I should imagine that will be his form this week, since he is now kayaking in  Wales  see you proved yourself to be a good sense of character Todger, your mate Brown3rd is banging on today preaching his ill informed conspiracies, have a word, we all need a holiday

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

Now little Jimmy's goneHe disappeared one dayBut no one saw the ambulanceThat took little Jim awayJimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let go (poor little Jimmy wouldn't let go)Jimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let go (poor little Jimmy wouldn't let go)Jimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy, ohJimmy Jimmy

Richard Greenhough ● 2238d

you know what Dick, that is sooooooooooooooooooo dull, nothing remotely funny or original other than showing your copy and paste skills, anyone can have that, so i suggest you get a group session with your other wrister pals for some original banter lessons mate, until then tada

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

If eg you needed a painter and decorator to refurbish your house, or a mechanic to service your car, would you still employ someone whom you came to realise was eg an avowed and unashamed Racist?I don't necessarly mean one who's actually committed a criminal offence, but one who routinely insults and lies about BAME people?In Brown's case as a Holocaust Denier he places himself firmly amongst the ranks of the anti-Semites - that's when he's not insulting and abusing eg victims of terrorism or those suffering from or bereaved by Covid-19.Come to that he roundly abuses and insults 90%+ of the contributors to this forum merely for refusing to fall for his bonkers "detective work" [sic]Yet still some people wll ignore all that because he promises a lovely finish to the wardrobes in their bedroom."Sheeple" indeed.....

Richard Cathcart ● 2238d

Holocaust denier?? Cathcart, how come you've still not visited Auschwitz? I had the decency to pay a visit, so why not you?

Michael Brown ● 2238d

"I had the decency to pay a visit"No you didn't.

Steve Taylor ● 2238d

Another untruth from renowned liar, Taylor.

Michael Brown ● 2238d

I also visited the Wieliczka salt mine, an underground city carved out of salt. Incredible place. Nicer than Auschwitz.

Michael Brown ● 2238d

one of the other reasons i have a problem with you Brown3rd is I was working a few blocks down in NYC when the planes went into the towers and remember a girl colleague screaming as she saw the second plane fly into the tower while she was talking to her then fiancee who was in one of the towers.I don't need to finish the story for you but to this day I can remember the chaos speaking to that poor girl whose life was never back to normal and later took her own life. i can assure you, there is nothing fake about what happened that day or that poor girl who never got over her loss, a great, great shame. so you can see why i find your posts utterly disgraceful and you should have the decency to show some respect to those who died that day and those dying with COVID today and in the weeks to come. I am afraid i couldn't care less about your business and for the record i have not criticized your workmanship as i am not in a position to comment but i can tell you, I will never pay you a single penny even if your work is that good. well said Steve and my hat off to you sir and others for standing up to these vile individuals who feel the need to defend such stupid ideals.

James Smith-Jones ● 2238d

As if I'd produce a piece for you, ya feckin' idiot!

Michael Brown ● 2238d

MB: "Cathcart, how come you've still not visited Auschwitz? I had the decency to pay a visit, so why not you?"RC: I learned quite enough about The Holocaust when I visited Israel, including Yad Vashem, thank you very much.Not that it should be for me to defend my views on that dreadful episode - they are quite clear.Rather it is people like you who need to defend your stance, starting with a simple acceptance that the Nazi's conspired (your favourite word) to murder up to 6m Jews, plus Gays, Roma, handicapped and others they deemed unfit to live, between 1939 and 1945.So what about it then? The Holocaust: Fact or Hoax?

Richard Cathcart ● 2238d

Cathcart, go to Auschwitz and pay your respects. Put up or shut up.

Michael Brown ● 2238d

Michael, a couple of polite simple questions. You say you've visited 'Auschwitz'. Do you believe that 100's of thousands of 'prisoners' were sent to the Auschwitz camp complex by the Nazis during WW2?Assuming you do, do you believe that 100's of thousands of these 'prisoners' were subsequently killed at Auschwitz, the majority by being gassed using Zyclon B?If you don't want to answer these questions, please just say so, I won't enquire any further as to your reasons why.Respectfully yours,Andrew.

Andrew Jones ● 2237d

This is all quite ridiculous, not to say unfair. What evidence is there that MB is a holocaust denier? Perhaps a few of his comments over the years have hinted at anti-semitism, and it is certainly true that some wilder conspiracy theories involve an anti-semitic element, but neither of those facts, taken individually or together, justifies putting your presumptuous, and indeed offensive, question to him. Let's see your evidence. To quote him, put up or shut up.

Robert Fish ● 2237d

Richard,The fact that Michael has (as far as I know) always skirted away from giving his view on this made me ask the questions. If someone asked me if I was a holocaust denier, I might well feel affronted if I thought there was a suggestion that the person posing the question though this to be the case, but I would answer the question.I didn't ask Michael if he denied the holocaust happened. I changed the title of the topic to remove any reference. I asked him about what he thinks having visited Auchswitz.I've asked the questions, I may get an answer from Michael, I may not. As for being offensive, perhaps the way Michael refers to others as fools, shills, idiots and any other number of insults may have led me to overstep the mark.If he's offended by my questions, then I apologise.

Andrew Jones ● 2237d

Much as I dislike what MB believes in I'm not for banning people. Or using the latest Trump card these days, antisemitism to silence speech.

Basil Finnis ● 2237d

"Much as I dislike what MB believes in I'm not for banning people."So who wants to ban him?

Steve Taylor ● 2237d

No one so let be.

Janice Evans ● 2237d

What utter nonsense this thread is - on and on slamming an excellent craftsman.  If you don't like MB's opinions on Covid DONT BOTHER TO READ THEM./  Enough end this thread.

Jennifer Selig ● 2237d

MB: "Cathcart, go to Auschwitz and pay your respects. Put up or shut up."RC: I've already "paid my respects" as you put it, during eg  a visit to Israel or on my travels in Germany, Czechia, Slovakia and the former Yugoslavia to name but a few locations where the Nazi's committed their vile atrocities. And even if one of the worst, Auschwitz is by no means the only such site, so I don't need to visit it or the rest to prove anything to you.Meanwhile some people are wondering why I push this. Fact is, if one were to challenge each of the bonkers theories you pursue it would just lead to a never-ending succession of threads which lead nowhere, not least since you never reply to a simple question with a simple answer. (Sample: "Do you accept the essential truth of The Holocaust, Yes or No?")Instead I use the Holocaust question as a kind of 'litmus test'. That is, since no decent, right-thinking person would ever want to be lumped in with the various anti-Semites, neo-Nazi's and other crazed loons who pretend that it never happened, then your obstinate silence confirms your status as a denier (even if you also lack the integrity to come out and admit it).Which vile, distorted "reasoning" then calls into queston every other cock-eyed "theory" which you DO believe.But hey, if I'm wrong about that then all you need do is simply state that you DO accept the Nazi's role in The Holocaust and I shall retract my posts and apologise.

Richard Cathcart ● 2237d

Christ Almighty. Some of you are so relentlessly hateful and vicious that you sound like members of a modern-day Sturmabteilung.

Roger Talbot ● 2237d

Little Todger is in da house, now we have a full compliment of wristers. I guess you will be promoting the latest Brown3rd cupboards which come with 5g micro wave protection.

James Smith-Jones ● 2237d

after the great endorsement from Stupid Kerr, orders must be flowing in which is a great relief as we won’t need to listen to your daily drivel eh.

James Smith-Jones ● 2237d

Dont worry james,ive been told by someone who you are, Seems you deleted your twitter account while enbarking on this forum in your early days.When its went all belly up you went into a world wide web personal hiding Cars ? Of course your deny all. We know who you are,we know who you are. Thats stupidity on my behalf but in James smith jones style. Not quite with it  james,what do you say. No more hiding for you on your keyboard son

Julian Pavey ● 2237d

Oh dear oh dear JP, your rant proves yet again what a bunch of bullies you and your wrister mates are. “We” this and “We” that, threatening language,”we know who you are”. So are you intending to beat me up and ambush me on my daily run now you know everything about me?Tell you what,let me make it easier for you, I will be leaving home in for my run in 30 mins and happy to meet up along the way yeah.

James Smith-Jones ● 2237d

Is that what it has come too, you boys lose the argument on here and you take matters in your own hands yeah. Proves you wristers are good with your hands eh😉

James Smith-Jones ● 2237d

Just testing if your keyboard actions change. I have no clue who you are and have no desire to meet up. I left the school gates many many years ago.

Julian Pavey ● 2237d

just back from my run and did not see you boys, all mouth and no trousers it seems or was it just a drunk rant last night? Yes i am still active on my keyboard but judging by your spelling last night seems you must have a sore wrist or whatever it is you boys are up to might also be making you go blind !!!!!

James Smith-Jones ● 2237d

I recently fitted a large seat-box, which had a full stave prime oak top. I had some off-cuts so decided to make some chopping boards rather than throw them away. The oak top was delivered oiled but I’m not sure what oil, so I washed it all out and bought some food-safe mineral oil, and made multiple applications.They measure approx. 49.5cm x 31cm x 4cmI have 4 and am selling them at just £15 eachCash onlyCollection only – unless immobile in which case I will drop round locallyAnyone who’d like one, please contact me at wood-works@tiscali.co.uk

Michael Brown ● 2221d

Michael Brown Food Safe Oiled Full Stave Prime Oak Chopping Boards  

Michael Brown ● 2221d

I've sent you an email Michael.

Donna Fraser ● 2221d

A Michael Brown Food Safe Oiled Full Stave Prime Oak Chopping Board could really get you out of trouble for Xmas, and they'll think you spent £40...

Michael Brown ● 2220d

James might I enquire what do you mean by a "wrister" - is that an expression for a homosexual, male I presume -r are you including all the assorted sexual groups we now have, including females?  Is the expression "Wrister" intended as an insult?  Have you actually met any of the people you are calling "wristers"?  Your posts are very confusing and rather irrelevant.

Jennifer Selig ● 2220d

Come on Jen, I noticed the time of your post which may explain. See unlike the the wristers I try to be a bit more cryptic with my insults, from Fkerr, Brown3rd, little Todger, Greentrough,Idiot etc, but I am surprised you did not work out the wristers. Let me give you a clue, what is another word for man who use their hands to pleasure themselves😉 Got it now, good. I don’t need to meet them nor do I have any intention of meeting such vile human beings and am sorry if you think calling out bullies and one Brown3rd who is spewing ill informed coved 19 information which is upsetting and down right insensitive unless you are a denier

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

All gone now.

Michael Brown ● 2220d

prove it, don't believe you!

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

Prove what? What don't you believe?

Michael Brown ● 2220d

don't believe you

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

come on where is the proof you have sold them all

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

Sold what?

Michael Brown ● 2220d

Little mummy's boyHe wasn't very oldThough he was very smallHe did what he was toldJimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy - Oooh Jimmy JimmyPoor little Jimmy wouldn't let goHe'd stay awake at nightLying in his bedNo one ever listenedTo a single word he saidJimmy Jimmy ...Silly boy Silly boy Silly boySuch a silly boy

Richard Greenhough ● 2220d

I had woodworking classes at school Michael. Dovetails, mortice and tenon etc. very enjoyable.In the first lesson our teacher told us we should design and make a pencil sharpen out of wood!It is possible and very easy once you think out of the box.

Adrian Irving ● 2220d

so no proof as per normal

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

listen you plank, you sent a post headed "chopping board" which you claim "all gone" See i don't believe you, where is the proof you sold them all, not hard is is?

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

tell you what Dick, why don't you commission your good friend Brown3rd to build you a trough, will look good in your back garden when you have your other wrister friends round for dinner party, but remember to keep it down to 6 which shouldn't be a problem for you!

James Smith-Jones ● 2220d

Adrian, wish girls had the option to do woodwork instead of cookery all afternoon which I hated.

Janice Evans ● 2220d

I put an ad in the classifieds too; that was a mistake. I was snowed under with enquires, and was unable to keep up with demand, so had to take it down. Stocks didn't last. Lots of disappointed people out there..

Michael Brown ● 2220d

What other small items do you make Michael.

Janice Evans ● 2219d

I had some lovely items made for me by a friend of my partner, they are animals in different wood carved into a puzzle but stand upright, very unusual and love them.

Janice Evans ● 2219d

I don't - it's not financially viable. The chopping boards are off-cuts of very expensive boards.

Michael Brown ● 2219d

The guy that made my animals is retired so it's more a hobby.

Janice Evans ● 2219d

"Let me give you a clue, what is another word for man who use their hands to pleasure themselves😉". Calligraphy.

Brian Coyle ● 2219d

That will confuse Jennifer.

Janice Evans ● 2219d