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Your covid vaccine is almost ready

…announces Hancock. A few precautionary safety checks need to be made first (better safe than sorry), but stockpiles are being built up, and we’re practically ready to go. It’s a new MRNA budget vaccine that makes changes to your DNA; so Roger Talbot, for instance, could feasibly become James Smith-Jones Mark II before Xmas, or Georgina Flint may turn into Claire Moran, and vice versa. Cheeky monkey, Loraine Pemberton, could turn into an elephant; and so on..

Michael Brown ● 2328d14 Comments

Sounds as if you've already taken it, Micchael

Roger Talbot ● 2328d

Sounds very entertaining.

Janice Evans ● 2328d

You promised us tanks on the streets months ago.  Where are they?Is this super vaccine going to turn out to be a figment of your imagination as well?

Viv Griffiths ● 2328d

I was part of the trials and had the injection a few weeks back and Mickey Brown was right all along, this is all a con, David Ike is the messiah and no one has died from covid19. What you guys are experiencing is all part of a bigger game by the illuminati and that is why all the 5g masts are being erected everywhere, they want to take control of you. We have all been coned.Honestly, people you are all idiots and get the injection and you will all become Mickey Brown clones and I  see you it is a weird being Mickey Brown. Anyways see you all down the Thames in my newly bought canoe named “delusional”

James Smith-Jones ● 2328d

Don't bump into "Coronaturd".

Roger Talbot ● 2327d

It usually takes 8 to 10 years to develop a vaccine; but your Bill Gates vaccine is as good as done. We have so much to thank Imperial and Oxford for... and Bill, of course.

Michael Brown ● 2327d

Despite the fact that scientists have never been able to develop a vaccine for a coronavirus, not even for the common cold, trials for the ‘covid’ vaccine are going very well, apparently, leading the government to announce that preparations are being made to counter opponents of a ‘covid’ vaccine.You've got your mandatory mask… … …

Michael Brown ● 2301d

just woke with a nightmare, me being attacked in the Thames by this big Brown t#rd mumbling “covid’s not real” Weird, oh well sweet dreams everyone and hope the Thames washes away that horrible t#rd.

James Smith-Jones ● 2301d

Get back in your box you unpleasant little creep.

Roger Talbot ● 2300d

oh hello look who just reared his ugly head, thought you had stopped stalking me. Just admit it little todger you just can’t stop reading my posts. now be a good chap and go play with someone else.

James Smith-Jones ● 2300d

I wondered how soon you would turn nastyagain after your charm offensive which fools nobody on here, Mr Smith-Jones.And you still seem to have your childish fixation with  bodily functions.You call out my friend Michael Brown as a turd. You have given the name "Coronaturd" to his kayak. So this is wholly  appropriate:-Over the years I have had the misfortune to encounter more a*seholes than most a*sehole doctors inspect in a lifetime, and you are the biggest and most obnoxious a*sehole of them all.

Roger Talbot ● 2299d

what is your problem little todger? See, I, like others on this forum, have a big problem with M.Brown who has been insensitive at a time when people are and have lost loved one during this pandemic. This is real and Brown's denial conspiracy mumbo jumbo, call it what will has gone too far. You are free to defend your deluded so called pal but you are the only one making a complete ar$ehole of yourself. I don't need to seek approval from anyone for what i write on here, least of all from you. good day

James Smith-Jones ● 2299d

takes an ar$ehole to know an ar$ehole hey!

James Smith-Jones ● 2299d

I can't compete with Junior Fart Club wit like that.

Roger Talbot ● 2299d