PE: "Metro Bank accepts a valid firearms certificate or shotgun licence!"Did anyone else have a vision of someone walking into Metro Bank and declaring: "I couldn't find the bloody certificate, so I've brought the shotgun with me instead..."?Which in turn reminds me of the time Father Ted stopped to give local looney Tom a lift. Tom had his shotgun with him, as usual.Along the way, Tom asked Ted to stop at the Post Office, to make a withdrawal. Tom goes in and there's an almighty bang, followed by Tom running out, arms bulging with banknotes."Did you just rob the Post Office?" asks a shocked Ted."No", replies Tom, "it's my own money - I just hate filling out the forms!"
Richard Cathcart ● 2329d