I saw no trolleys chock full of Supersoft, Triple Quilted, Aloe Vera Permeated, Pine Scented bogroll in Sainsbury this lunchtime, despite there being lots on the shelves.Pet theory, the inter-buttock hygiene fetishists can't get to the shops. They are trapped indoors by the 274 rolls of toilet tissue that they left in the hallway because they couldn't find anywhere else to store it.
Ken Munn ● 2432d